I have a coworker who likes to go into an empty patient room to fart instead of the bathroom for some reason. I guess she feels like she get a whole empty room for no one to hear her as opposed to chancing someone walking into the locker room.
Last night I am walking down the hall and I see this coworker coming out of my patients room.
So, I ask her, "Um, what were you doing in my patients room?"
"I had to make a trip to my office." This is her term for "I just let out a rip roaring fart in an empty room".
"In my patients room?"
"No that room is empty."
"No, I have a patient in there."
So, we poke our head in the door and sure enough my patient has now emerged from under the covers and was laughing her ass off.
oh I love it. I am really truly laughing out loud.
ReplyDeleteI am just now reading your blog for the first time, and this one is priceless. A comedian couldn't have come up with this one.
ReplyDeleteThis is priceless! This is my first visit to your blog, and I'm thoroughly entertained...Thanks for the laughs! :)
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