Thursday, January 3, 2008

Happy New Year Weirdo

I was going through the prenatal of one of my patients. It read something like this:

Name: Crystal Chandeleir

Father of Baby: Ronald Muggins (in very neat black in)
Jon Walker (this time in blue pen and a bit messier)
Arnie Fitz (this time in a guys handwriting)

I wounder how that process of elimination went.

4 comments:

  1. Paternity by process of elimination. Now that is class.

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  2. I love it...even better when they say they're waiting until after the baby comes out...and that their mom is calling Maury to have him help them find out because insurance doesn't pay for paternity tests....so sad...hysterical story!

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  3. Maybe Grill or Red Shorts is the baby daddy.

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  4. Okay, I totally lol'd at that one

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