Monday, October 29, 2007

Breaking Wind

I have a coworker who likes to go into an empty patient room to fart instead of the bathroom for some reason. I guess she feels like she get a whole empty room for no one to hear her as opposed to chancing someone walking into the locker room.

Last night I am walking down the hall and I see this coworker coming out of my patients room.

So, I ask her, "Um, what were you doing in my patients room?"

"I had to make a trip to my office." This is her term for "I just let out a rip roaring fart in an empty room".

"In my patients room?"

"No that room is empty."

"No, I have a patient in there."

So, we poke our head in the door and sure enough my patient has now emerged from under the covers and was laughing her ass off.


TMB said...

oh I love it. I am really truly laughing out loud.

Samantha said...

I am just now reading your blog for the first time, and this one is priceless. A comedian couldn't have come up with this one.

Cami said...

This is priceless! This is my first visit to your blog, and I'm thoroughly entertained...Thanks for the laughs! :)