Monday, October 29, 2007

Breaking Wind

I have a coworker who likes to go into an empty patient room to fart instead of the bathroom for some reason. I guess she feels like she get a whole empty room for no one to hear her as opposed to chancing someone walking into the locker room.

Last night I am walking down the hall and I see this coworker coming out of my patients room.

So, I ask her, "Um, what were you doing in my patients room?"

"I had to make a trip to my office." This is her term for "I just let out a rip roaring fart in an empty room".

"In my patients room?"

"No that room is empty."

"No, I have a patient in there."

So, we poke our head in the door and sure enough my patient has now emerged from under the covers and was laughing her ass off.

3 comments:

TMB said...

oh I love it. I am really truly laughing out loud.

Samantha said...

I am just now reading your blog for the first time, and this one is priceless. A comedian couldn't have come up with this one.

Cami said...

This is priceless! This is my first visit to your blog, and I'm thoroughly entertained...Thanks for the laughs! :)